The Fool
Hit Dice and Minimum First-Level HP: As chosen race
Saving Throw Table if Human: As original Specialist class
Saving Throw Table if Not Human: As corresponding original LotFP race-as-class
Experience Table if Human: As original Specialist class
Experience Table if Not Human: As corresponding original LotFP race-as-class
Class Abilities
Exasperation: As per A Red & Pleasant Land p. 30-31
Level-Up Table: At first level and every time the Fool levels up, roll d30 twice on the following table and reference the corresponding result on the original d100 table from A Red & Pleasant Land p. 32-33.
- Result 71 on the original table: "She noticed the Red Knight always feinted to his left..."
 - Result 72 on the original table: "Alice liked pies..."
 - Result 73 on the original table: "She closed her eyes and said the words..."
 - Result 74 on the original table: "Oh, I do so apologize..."
 - Result 75 on the original table: "Her sister had mentioned they were dreadful people..."
 - Result 76 on the original table: "All that hiding..."
 - Result 77 on the original table: "It seemed nearly everything was dangerous..."
 - Result 78 on the original table: "It was very shiny..."
 - Result 79 on the original table: "She was not such a mouse..."
 - Result 80 on the original table: "Alice then did something quite astonishing..."
 - Result 81 on the original table: "The blue one certainly did make the Alice taller..."
 - Result 82 on the original table: "She could be very charming..."
 - Result 83 on the original table: "It really was curious..."
 - Result 84 on the original table: "She knew to curtsey..."
 - Result 85 on the original table: "It was so lovely..."
 - Result 86 on the original table: "She had not known her mother's cousin very well..."
 - Result 87 on the original table: "They kept talking..."
 - Result 88 on the original table: "She knew from school what the word meant..."
 - Result 89 on the original table: "Alice quite liked drawing..."
 - Result 90 on the original table: "She thought it might be a saltcellar..."
 - Result 91-93 on the original table: "She did seem to offend people..."
 - Result 91-93 on the original table: "She did seem to offend people..."
 - Result 91-93 on the original table: "She did seem to offend people..."
 - Result 94 on the original table: "They all listened attentively..."
 - Result 95 on the original table: "They began to throw stones..."
 - Result 96 on the original table: "She began to feel somewhat neglected."
 - Result 97-98 on the original table: "She tried to remember what she knew about stoats."
 - Result 97-98 on the original table: "She tried to remember what she knew about stoats."
 - Result 99-100 on the original table: "Alice had seen so many unusual things lately..."
 - Result 99-100 on the original table: "Alice had seen so many unusual things lately..."
 
If no one at the table has a d30, or if the DM wishes to exclude certain results, a d20 table could be used instead. Here is one possibility*:
- Result 71 on the original table: "She noticed the Red Knight always feinted to his left..."
 - Result 72 on the original table: "Alice liked pies..."
 - Result 74 on the original table: "Oh, I do so apologize..."
 - Result 75 on the original table: "Her sister had mentioned they were dreadful people..."
 - Result 76 on the original table: "All that hiding..."
 - Result 77 on the original table: "It seemed nearly everything was dangerous..."
 - Result 78 on the original table: "It was very shiny..."
 - Result 80 on the original table: "Alice then did something quite astonishing..."
 - Result 81 on the original table: "The blue one certainly did make the Alice taller..."
 - Result 82 on the original table: "She could be very charming..."
 - Result 83 on the original table: "It really was curious..."
 - Result 84 on the original table: "She knew to curtsey..."
 - Result 87 on the original table: "They kept talking..."
 - Result 89 on the original table: "Alice quite liked drawing..."
 - Result 90 on the original table: "She thought it might be a saltcellar..."
 - Result 91-93 on the original table: "She did seem to offend people..."
 - Result 95 on the original table: "They began to throw stones..."
 - Result 96 on the original table: "She began to feel somewhat neglected."
 - Result 97-98 on the original table: "She tried to remember what she knew about stoats."
 - Result 99-100 on the original table: "Alice had seen so many unusual things lately..."
 
Optional Race and Alignment Restrictions
I prefer to allow any combination of race and class, and to ditch alignment altogether. But if someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to use race- and alignment-based class restrictions, I'd probably do this:
- Humans can choose any class and any alignment.
 - Dwarves are always Lawful, and are thus restricted to being Fighters or Clerics.
 - Elves are always Chaotic, and are thus restricted to being Fighters or Magic-Users.
 - Halflings are always Neutral, and are thus restricted to being Fighters or Fools.
 - Clerics must be Lawful, Magic-Users must be Chaotic, and Fools must be Neutral. Fighters can choose any alignment.
 
If anyone actually cares, I can explain my reasoning for this alignment setup later. Hint: Check out this post at METAL vs. SKIN.
