(C)Harm Person

Here's a d12 table of better names for that racist spell from older versions of Tunnels & Trolls. (You know, the "Charm Person" ripoff.)

1. Enchantée
2. Charmed, I'm Sure
3. The Ol' Razzle-Dazzle
4. Water Under the Bridge Troll
5. Hostile Takeover
6. Play Nice!
7. Heel-Face Turn
8. An Offer You Can't Refuse
9. Resistance is Futile
10. Friendship is Magic
11. I'm the Captain Now
12. Roll a d4 on the Fiend Pun Table:
1. Best Fiends
2. Fast Fiends
3. Fair-Weather Fiends
4. With Fiends Like These...

Update on 09/07/20: Back in July, it looks like Flying Buffalo changed the name of the spell in question to "Obey Me!" in all PDF copies of the 1st, 4th, and 5th Edition rules currently for sale. Check the comments section on the 5E store page for details: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/210996/Tunnels--Trolls-Rules-5th-Editon